Wear The Borat Mankini

I am big like a can of Pepsi.”   More like yellow neon can of Pepsi, but who cares? All you need is the guts, and a pair the size of Texas to walk down the beach wearing an original Borat Mankini.  You’ll be the talk of the party and the ambassador of Kazakhstan all at the sametime.  Just image yourself wearing this stunning neon Mankini posing on the beach with all the beautiful American women next to you like just like Borat.  Everybody will want to make a sexy time with you (even
Pamela Anderson) when you show up at the beach or at pool parties this summer sporting the Borat Mankini — the season’s hottest swimwear, thanks to Kazakhstan’s favorite son.  Your friends won’t know whether to feel disgust or awe for your unique (and rather risque) sartorial style – and they may not stay around long enough for you to find out which sentiment won out. But the women will stick to you like grease on a cheap suit. High-five!  I dare you to wear the Mankini and put it all out there for the world to see.  “My name a Borat. I like you. I like sex, it’s nice. These are my country of a Kazakhstan.

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